jakemalik:

don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you

(Source: hi)

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs)

I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go fucking other people and then walk around feeling thrilled and then sad, or empty, or whatever. I like the smell of your hair, and I like the sound of your voice, and I fucking decided on you.

(via goghst)

(Source: somethingbeyond)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

guy:

how do u transform regular water into holy water

u boil the HELL out of it

image

(Source: guy)

cattkitty:

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute

moshbrotatoes:


American Horror Story: Freak Show.
CAST CONFIRMED: Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Frances Conroy, Gabourey Sidibe, Jamie Brewer, Michael Chiklis, Denis O’Hare and Emma Roberts. 

Uhhh… there’s no Lily Rabe but there’s fucking Emma Roberts? Yup, not watching next season lmfaooo

moshbrotatoes:

American Horror Story: Freak Show.


CAST CONFIRMED:
Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Frances Conroy, Gabourey Sidibe, J
amie Brewer, Michael Chiklis, Denis O’Hare and Emma Roberts.

Uhhh… there’s no Lily Rabe but there’s fucking Emma Roberts? Yup, not watching next season lmfaooo

(Source: born--for--this)

People are not mirrors. They see you completely differently than the way you see yourself.

(via psych-facts)

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with