I'm boring, I say sorry too much even when it's not my fault, and I'm probably too nice sometimes
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
I hate hate HATE when people touch my hair
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how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
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it’s kinda freaky how you can never really know for sure how another person feels or what they’re really thinking
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
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okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
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