May 2013
If only
condommodel:
stop being cute you live far away
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
spaghetticunt:
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
Sleepover? This sounds like my marriage.
rnexican:
if you push me into my crush i will push you off a cliff
groudon:
Need boy to spoon with
broternia:
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
Watchpizzaforpresident:
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
shavingryansprivates:
no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
croutoncat:
♥ urinal my thoughts ♥
Mr.Bean way..
lolzpicx:
2 weeks before test…
2 days before test…
2 hours before test…
During test…
…
After test…
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
